The first sentence is the hardest working sentence in any piece of writing. That first collection of words must be arranged to snag attention, introduce a story, set a tone, offer a glimpse at the writing style, show off diction (fancy word for words), and maybe showcase a character or two. The first sentence can’t be too long-you’ll lose the reader. It can’t be too verbose-only english majors will break out the dictionary to follow a writer down that path. Don’t run on. Don’t stop short. Do make sense. Gimmicks suck. So do sayings. Avoid clichés-just introduce yourself to the reader. The first blog post also needs to follow these guidelines.
So, meet me! First and foremost, I really am my own biggest fan. The middle child of a very large family overflowing with drama queens has left me usually prefering only my own company-and books, lots and lots of books. Nowadays, there are more people I can stand, including the Other Me, who talked me into starting a blog (this is not a schizo thing, there really is another person just like me who wanted me to do this).
We are both English majors and we both read a lot. This year, we decided to see just how many books we read. Other Me views it as a competition to see who can read the most because she thinks I read a lot more than she does. I probably do. I read more than just about everyone. Certainly more than anyone I know. People are always asking me about books they should read, books I have read, and books that no one should read- ever.
So, that’s what this will be. A guide to the books I’m reading. What I think of them, what they’re about, etc. I do have my favorites, which I will be re-reading this year, but I’m also exploring a bunch of new authors. Other Me and I are going to follow a book called “A Year of Reading.” After reviewing the list of books it offers, I find it very telling that the title isn’t “A Year of Good Reading.” However, we will push through the book to the end of the year.
Did you believe that? Did that sound like we really would read them all? If so, then shame on you. Remember, we are English majors and that means two very important things:
1. We will procrastinate as much as humanly possible, and
2. The only booklists we follow are the shelves at Barnes & Noble
Oh, well. We’ll see how it goes and hope for the best (books, that is).